Arrabella Candellarbra, a beautiful, flaxen haired maiden trained in all things warrior like by the most famous warriors of all The Reginas embarks on a quest to claim her birthright and to wield the power of all the lands She is joined by the perfect specimen of manliness, the loin cloth clad and well oiled, Lord Langley Kilkenny.The pair team with the very fey fairyArrabella Candellarbra, a beautiful, flaxen haired maiden trained in all things warrior like by the most famous warriors of all The Reginas embarks on a quest to claim her birthright and to wield the power of all the lands She is joined by the perfect specimen of manliness, the loin cloth clad and well oiled, Lord Langley Kilkenny.The pair team with the very fey fairy Prince Jim of the pistachio tights and magic arrows, and the icicle bearded Gary, the wisest of all wizards.But what happens when the four are pitted against the evilest of evil beings in all of the lands the terrifying Betty Sue and her minions the Saw Toothed Bunnies, the Viscous Tongued Frogs and the Barella Monkeys What happens Well, an epic fantasy quest that ensures no questy thing will ever be the same again.With a host of characters and creatures never before assembled in one story, there ll be love and lust, action and inaction, battles, incantations, sexual shenanigans and high kicking sing a longs.What happens Hilarity that s what Available from All good book stores clandestinepressOr download the ebook at Arrabella Cande
Arrabella Candellarbra and the Questy Thing to End All Questy Things Arrabella Candellarbra a beautiful flaxen haired maiden trained in all things warrior like by the most famous warriors of all The Reginas embarks on a quest to claim her birthright and to wield the
In case you haven t figured out from the title, this is not one of those deep, dark, serious books It is intended for a tongue in cheek, playful romp We have the Beautiful Heroine complete with heaving bosom the Handsome Hero barely clad in a scanty loincloth the Wise Wizard and a Flaming Fairy If you like your fantasy serious, you will need to go elsewhere, but if your sense of humor is intact you will have fun One game you can play with this is spot the reference Yes, they do change the names, [...]
If you like fantasy, comedy, references to pop culture and than a wee bit of raunch, then this is the book for you I don t think I ve laughed so hard in ages as I followed the adventures of the heroine, Arrabella and her three companions the gorgeous specimen of manhood, the Beast master, Langley, the Green Fairy Jim watch out Kylie and the wizard Gary as they set off to win a tournament and rescue the Reginas Arrabella s adopted parents From references to The Princess Bride, Mr Ed, war heroes, [...]
Can I write a serious review about this book NoI dont think I can, its just toolly for that and thats why I loved it It was nice to just relax and enjoy a book without all the tension and emotion and high expectations, it was just nice to sit down with a truly foolish book and laugh my head off over its foolishness A fun cheesy read and I will certainly be reading on if or when the next book comes out All I shall say on the matter is Thank God the wizard got his balls back and I want to get myse [...]
wonderful reading loved the story hard to put it down.Really did laugh out loud while reding this fabulous book
Not my usual genre, but I thoroughly enjoyed this story Loved the one liners and the tongue in cheek reference to other stories Very clever, witty and just a little bit naughty
Ridiculous, raunchy fun filled with puns and joyful wordplay.
A parodyfest of epic win D Pop culture geeks will love this it had me grinning all the way through Looking forward to the next instalment
I won this book from First Reads Giveaway Waiting to read it when I receive it Thanks.
Elizabeth Manthos reviewed this book for reviews by Liz, seeElizabeth Manthos on Dark Matter Zine To see all reviews on Dark Matter Zine, go toDark Matter Zine s reviews.To tell you the honest truth, I don t even know where to begin this review let alone be serious, because writing a serious review about a not so serious book would be weird.Arrabella Candellabra by A K Wrox, the clever pen name of Australian authors Kylie Fox and Amanda Wrangles, is hands down one of the strangest, funniest and [...]
I thought this title was very good as a parody, but I think that even in satire novels I m still looking for a bit other than simple cardboard cut out characters The jokes were great, but everything else just felt a little bland.
A witty page turner that throws all the tropes out the window and is original and laugh out loud funny.